June 24, 2016

Hey, Check This Out! #2

Hey, Check This Out! is an irregular column of DIY reviews, where we give you just the basic facts about albums that we wanted to give a full review but for some reason it never happened.
Hey, Check This Out! is an irregular column of DIY reviews, where we give you just the basic facts about albums that we wanted to give a full review but for some reason it never happened. Without further ado:

Artwork by Andrew Millar of Patrons of the Rotting Gate

Band:Patrons of the Rotting Gate.
City:London, United Kingdom.
Genre:Progressive Black Metal ~ Sorrowful dissonance.
Interesting fact:The Rose Coil is the proud recipient of a 0% review from The Metal Archives, with the awesome line "If I wanted to drift aimlessly, I'd snort some ketamine."



Band:DreamLongDead.
City:Athens, Greece.
Genre:Primitive monolithic punkish doom death metal.
Interesting fact:Recorded in Universe217's studio. A band that's pretty much the opposite of primitive and punkish.


Cover art by Joshua Klegerman

Band:Clad in Darkness.
State:Chicago, Illinois/Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Genre:Jazzy post-black metal.
Interesting fact:Leading internet metal experts are trying to convince the band to make a new album. We give such endeavors our full support.

2 comments:
  1. That's funny re: Rose Coil, because I remember it getting a lot of good press when people started discovering it. I hope MA doesn't become the YouTube comment section of metal reviews.

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    1. I don't that will happen, they take the reviews quite seriously. But the 0% rating is ridiculous of course, and the review read more like the writer wants to make a point about modern metal.

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